You're not supposed to laugh at your own jokes, but I was very pleased with some of these!!

You might be a puzzler if you use a puzzle lock to secure your bicycle.

If you keep your red socks and your white socks individually in the drawer and select them in the dark until you find a pair, you might be a puzzler.

If you have to free the metal ring from your laces in order to remove your shoes, you might be a puzzler.

You might be a puzzler if your kitchen floor is tiled with pentominoes.

You might be a puzzler if you always try to find a new route when you go to visit a friend.

You might be a puzzler if you have a hole in your wood block floor so that you can slide the big red block out through the patio door.

If you diligently change your Rubik's Cube calendar each day, you might be a puzzler.

If you have to cover three holes and suck from the cup handle when you want a coffee, you might be a puzzler.

You might be a puzzler if you fill your teapot from the base.

If you've ever tried to get 2^63 grains of rice in one square of a chess board, you might be a puzzler.

You might be a puzzler if you've got non-square tessellating bathroom tiles.

You might be a puzzler if your only kitchen utensils are a 3 pint pot and a 5 pint pot.

If you try to work out how many different combinations of coins could settle your bar bill, you might be a puzzler.

If you try to assemble flat pack furniture without using the "solution sheet", you might be a puzzler.

If you've ever tried to make a Soma cube from sugar lumps, you might be a puzzler.

You might be a puzzler if you have tangram fridge magnets.

If you've found a way to refold your bank statement to give a more favourable total, you might be a puzzler.

If you've ever spent a day and a half in customs because you couldn't open your new puzzle box, you might be a puzzler.

If you've ever carried so many Rubik's cubes that you've been mistaken for Erno Rubik, you might be a puzzler.

If you've ever laid in the bath trying to count how many different squares you can count in the tiles, you might be a puzzler.

You might be a puzzler If you built your own kumiki garden shed.

If you've ever borrowed an Alsatian dog and a goat before going to buy a cabbage from the supermarket you might be a puzzler.

If you've ever sent your son to bed early so that you can design shunting puzzles with his train set, you might be a puzzler.

...and if you own a very large Soma Cube that your guests have to assemble for a bed, you're definitely a puzzler.

If you've ever turned down a game of chess because you couldn't reassemble the board in time, you might be a puzzler.

If you've ever watched a spider crawl up the wall and across the ceiling and realised that it didn't take the optimal route, you might be a puzzler.

If you've ever sat in the bath with the plug out and managed to adjust the taps so that the water neither drains away nor overflows, you might be a puzzler.

You might be a puzzler if you've ever tried to squash your ring doughnut into a cup shape.

If you've ever made flexagons out of wall paper to make redecorating a daily possibility, you might be a puzzler.

If you've ever looked in an atlas to find Konigsberg, you might be a puzzler.  ...and if you've bookmarked my web site, you might be a puzzler.

You might be a dead puzzler if you've ever used Pigs in Clover as a sobriety test.

You might be a puzzler if you've ever written Soma Wrestlers by mistake, which I did!!

These are catching on fast!  Here are a few from Frank Potts of PottyPuzzles.

You might be a puzzler if you spend 10 minutes repacking your shopping to try and fit it in one bag.

You might be a puzzler if you always let the red car out of the carpark first.

You might be a puzzler if you watch a digital clock and try and fit the numbers into a square. (See this for an explanation here!)

You might be a puzzler if you try and cut your birthday cake into 8 pieces with only 3 cuts. (Frank clearly hasn't got many friends.)

You might be a puzzler if you have a beard / loud shirt. (Ouch!!)

This page was inspired by the 'You might be a Redneck if...' jokes of Jeff Foxworthy.

All contributions are welcome.

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